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unfollowfriday:

when you and your buddy are low on potassium

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Filed under: lmfao.

thewescoast:

*gets down on one knee* will you… talk dirty to me

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starpulses:

a legendary pop music anthem that your faves could never touch

Filed under: fave.

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

trxpicals:

my laptop is warmer than my heart 

thenemeton:

boys r so weak. boys r some pathetic shit. if u punch me in the boob my boob will still b able to sustain life for a new fuckin human. my boob can sustain the human race. if i kick u boys hard enough in the nuts u will never reproduce. ur genetic line is over bub. one well placed stiletto and u are getting shitty half-assed boners and no babies 4 life. who has the power son. who owns u. girls own u. i own u punk. sit down

strugglefuck:

SOMEONE HACKED THE CONSTRUCTION SIGN NEAR MY HOUSE AND IT GOT ON THE FUCKING NEWS GOD BLESS FLORIDA

zeeewa:

deaf iranian girl who wears rather large, beautiful rings to punch the people who disrespect her

Filed under: a.

k1mkardashian:

list of states that don’t exist:

maine
vermont
delaware
west virginia
iowa
missouri
arkansas
nebraska
north & south dakota
indiana

citgo:

rosaparking:

GRAPES ARE DISGUSTING

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